1) White Oreos dipped in chocolate milk is not nearly as addicting as chocolate oreos dipped in white milk.
2) Don't have weird dreams about people you don't know very well, because then you'll randomly run into them at the grocery store and it will be really awkward.
3) The rain has no mercy on Moms. An umbrella is useless; you don't have a hand to hold it. No use doing your hair in the morning since you'll get soaked getting kids in and out of the car, trying to keep THEM dry, while wondering why you chose to wear a white shirt this morning.
4) Have a 3 year old...they'll tattle on Daddy when he broke a plate. They'll tattle on Mommy when you served cereal for dinner. And they'll tattle on the lady behind us who picked her nose.
5) Alana has a heart murmur, but it's nothing to worry about. Then again, Laman and Lemuel also murmured in their hearts. Perhaps I should worry ;)
9 months ago
4 comments:
again...how are you so witty!? I love your posts.
oh, and the mention of your baby (any baby for that matter) made me start to leak...thanks...
Thanks, Cheri.
Kerri--there's more to some of these stories. You told us not to worry about the murmur. So what about the dream and the grocery store?
Okay, Cheri.
You inspired me to get chocolate soy milk and pomegranates from the fridge. I think you should invest in an umbrella hat. ;)
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